Skip to main content

freetard

someone who justifies everything the phrase "Its a free country" or one similar to it. Also, someone who uses freedom illogically to defend their political position (George Bush)
You: "Quit stepping on the back of my shoe"
Freetard: "It's a free country I do what I wanna"
You: You're such a freetard
---or---
You: Why are we at war in Iraq when they never attacked us?
George Bush: TO DEFEND FREEDOM!
You: I liked you better with your cocaine habit.
by Israel Vibration July 26, 2006
mugGet the freetardmug.

Freetard

Any person who works through an unpaid break or lunch in an effort to impress management.
Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.
by James Earl November 18, 2014
mugGet the Freetardmug.

Freetard

A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.
Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
by evilcheesemonkey May 31, 2011
mugGet the Freetardmug.

freetard

A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.
Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.

Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?

Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
by Bob Whiskey June 30, 2011
mugGet the freetardmug.

Freetard

Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
Shaun is a such a fucking freetard.
by londonc July 23, 2008
mugGet the Freetardmug.

Freetard

dude, yo clothes make u look like a freetard
by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003
mugGet the Freetardmug.

Freetard

A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
I wish those Freetards would fuck off, I want pussy, not pop-ups.
by Mean Machine April 3, 2003
mugGet the Freetardmug.

Share this definition