free willy

when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.

if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 26, 2006

free willy

The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.

Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!

by Nobody. February 16, 2007

free willy

When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

free willy

the act of having sex with a fat chick in an area of her body that isn't a hole, such as a stomach roll or horrible leg fat deposits.

Did you give big sally a free willy?
Yeah fat chicks need love too...but they gotta pay.
No. No. No fat chicks. Ever.

by The Juggernaut August 17, 2006

free willy

to fuck a girl without a condom

I free willied Santi lastnight

by Robert Sanchez May 13, 2005

Free Willy

When recieving head the male pulls out just as he is about to blow his magic load and sticks his cock in her ear.

So Tess was being a real butt squirell so Matt gave her a Free Willy and now she can't hear anymore. No whales were harmed in the making of this sexual experience.

by Stefan Beaumont May 12, 2008

Free Willy

You shoot a load in a fat chick's mouth and hold it shut. You the punch her in the stomach until the load shoots out of her nose.

Dude, this chick was all up on my junk like a fat chick eating a donut. So I decided to free willy her and glaze that cock for her.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 7, 2015