Freaker

Another word for a goth, the kids in school who wear all black and listen to heavy metal

Only freakers go to Ozzfest

by 9 Toed Chuck January 26, 2019

Sneaker Freaker

Someone addicted to buying branded sneakers. Usually Nike Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc. or Adidas.

A: Damn he don't stop buyin' sneakers.
B: Yeah he's a right sneaker freaker.

by Azza-Marazza October 24, 2009

Sneaker Freaker

Someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err...sneaker freaker

guy1: "check out this post:
Looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000's in 'clown shoe' colorway from the 'oh fuck that's horrible' collection. Only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt."

guy2: "fuck that's some heinous sneaker freaker-only turd right there"

by the incredible Boomski April 12, 2014

freddie freaker

A twisted being who debuted on a 90s ad for a call line named the freak phone, he was a rendered image of a puppet doing a t-pose He's become popular due to oney plays. Each call would cost 2$.

"IT'S THE FREAK PHONE AND HERE'S YOUR PARTY FREAK: FREDDIE FREAKER!"

by HeccinAngeryCinnabon May 24, 2018

Freaker Outer

Someone who unnecessarily freaks out about anything school related, such as tests, quizzes, or assignments. Symptoms are especially worse in competitive college programs that are difficult to get into, but can also appear in less competitive programs, albeit, not as frequently.

Also appears to spread like wild fire among other freaker outers. As one freaker outer gets freaked out for no real reason, the effect spreads exponentially through the freaker outer crowd until it hits critical mass and the professor has to yell and calm down the freaker outers.

OMG, I can't submit the quiz on blackboard and nobody else can either. What am I going to do?!!?? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO???!? OMG, OMG, OMG!!

Wait, the correct answer isn't on here. OMG, OMG, OMG. There is no correct answer!! I can't get 1 question wrong. Why isn't there a correct answer??!??

People who freak out about classes at college orientation, at least 2-3 months before classes actually start.

Wait, there is no copy of that useless handout for me? WTF!! I'm going to the dean!! I need a copy of that handout or I'm going to fail out of school!!! You, over there, give me your copy!! (fight ensues)

Antonyms: unfreaker outer (not to be confused with slacker, but rather one that realizes that its okay if things don't always go perfectly)

Synonyms: spaz

by NurseM October 19, 2007

Barbie Freaker

Barbie freakers are easy girls that are often found at punk shows. They wear too much makeup and pretend to like punk to hook up with punk guys in the bathroom. They are fake like barbies, but freaky because they have blacks clothes, eyeliner and hair. They exist because there are not enough real punk chicks.

"Blow up the barbie freakers!"

Punk guy 1: "I haven't gotten laid in weeks"
Punk guy 2: "Why don't you tell that barbie freaker that you're in a band and take her to the bathroom?"
Punk guy 2: "Because, I don't want herpes."

by sicksadworld July 6, 2011

control freakery

someone who masters in the art of obsessing over control and power; usually takes place in a forum or IRC chat

Quote: "Damn that asshole is a real asshole. I hope he gets hacked for his acts of control freakery!"

by CrackerJack July 9, 2005