fatlete

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

by guiness2 May 25, 2011

fratletics

Sports for fratletes. Fraternity + athletics=fratletics

Bro, come on, let's go chill and participate in our daily dose of fratletics with the other fratletes.

by frat master Fratty McFraterson April 15, 2009

Fatlete

A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.

'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'

by datstudentlife October 31, 2015

Fatlete

Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.

Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.

by ursa minor April 14, 2014

Fatlete

An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.

“Timmy’s a fatlete, he was so good at soccer.”

“Yeah I know, now he’s a fat piece of shit”

by Cliffski November 21, 2019