Al Franken

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.

Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009

by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009

Frankenbike

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).

Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.

by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Franken

The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.

My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.

by hog_hell November 16, 2017

francel

the bestest friend you’ll ever get to have. if u have a friend named francel treasure them cause they’re very precious !!

you’ll never get to find someone like them.

“hey i heard you have a friend named francel!”
“yeah i do why?”
“i heard that they must be treasured at all times because they’re the best!! you’re so lucky to have them”
“i am very lucky indeed”

by luna solace. March 6, 2021

frankencomputer

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009

Frankendwarf

A small bodied, big headed, annoying creature. It roams the fields of small town South Dakota, looking for things to eat and then later have sex with. Everyone hates a frankendwarf. The leader is located in Freeman, South Dakota. He is yet to be captured by animal control.

Dude, that Frankendwarf really pisses me off when he sits at my table with his huge, shaved head!

by A Frankendwarf Professor April 22, 2011

Frankenmom

A middle-aged, fake boobed, fake-tanning, brazillian waxing, navel-piercing, reality-TV-obsessed woman who dresses like a slutty 12-year old and hangs out with her kids' friends, clinging to a fabled youth that was never hers to have. She takes all the wrong lessons from youth culture (and pop culture in general), with no ethical or aesthetic scruples whatsoever.

Most likely a divorcee. If not, she's trying desperately to "spice up" her marriage. Almost exclusively a product of the 2000s decade, found most commonly in the US and UK.

I kept trying to talk to that girl but this frankenmom kept moving in on me. Super creepy.

by montypark May 12, 2010