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François Viète

The mf who put letters in math.
Who put letters in Math?
It's that French guy François Viète
by FourierSeriesisNext February 4, 2023
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seth francois

He's that dude that was the first black guy in David Dobrik's vlogs. He's also a very kindhearted soul. His #1 fan is Sarah Moss. He's a whole snack too.
"Woah dude that's Seth Francois!"

"Who's that?"
"He's in David Dobrik's vlogs, he's such a daddy!"
by Daddydobrikvlogs April 21, 2018
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francoise

beautiful caring girl.all the girls want to be her friend and all the guys want to fuck her.so sexy and talented. everyone loves francoise. known for being understanding and thoughtful. anything francoise does is simply amazing.
i wish i was francoise
by coolueikcake47 April 21, 2011
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François Hollande

François Hollande, the new French President.

In the presidential election in 2012, he beat former president Nicolas Sarkozy.

Why ? Because French people were tired of Nicolas Sarkozy, because of his noneffective policy against the crisis, anti-muslim policy, anti-immigration, and his friendship with the wealthiest families and stories of corruption, he lowered their taxes whereas most people were harmed by the crisis. That is why French people voted for social democrat Hollande, which looked like a nice buddy, the contrary of Nicolas Sarkozy...

But it turns out that nothing changed, all country problems are not resolved, so French people are disappointed. They blame François Hollande for doing nothing, being lazy and not finding solutions to the crisis. They think he is totally useless, has no authority, does not stand up and speak up...

Since French people only want solutions to come from the government or the state, and are not able to take care of themselves, they will be blaming the French President and the government until 2017, when they will vote for their new savior, someone who will solve all their problems and help France become the first economic power, at least that's what the candidate will make them believe...
And the story will repeat itself...
Journalists : "François Hollande says unemployment is rising, but that it will decrease by the end of the year"
French people : "Fuck François Hollande, he is doing nothing"
by Jacques Cheminade November 10, 2013
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Jean-Francois

A male who works well with computers and generally fixes most things. A Mr. Fix A Lot per say.

Loves to collect bikes and most things with wheels.

Tall, dark and handsome and tends to enjoy medium length walks on the beach.
Person A: Who's that wizzing by on their bike?
Person B: Oh it's none other than THE Jean-Francois
by rockalady February 7, 2010
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francoise

francoise (verb) francoised (past tense):

Committing an act of neglect, though the "neglector" intended no malice; often had good intentions.
The records a friend had borrowed were in fact returned in a timely manner, however, most of the sleeves contained either nothing or the incorrect record; I have been francoised.

Understanding the fact that he was unable to repair a piece of equipment he had recently destroyed, he left the equipment to be properly repaired by it's rightful owner; thus francoising him.
by dscapo May 1, 2009
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Francois-Xavier

An involuntary exclamation in two parts, used when the male genitalia is accidentally caught in a zip and then freed by unzipping.
Francois-Xavier -

*zip* FRANCOIS! / *unzip* xavier...
by bigkidkong February 6, 2010
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