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Flactoid

A muscle on the opposite shoulder of your dominant hand. Bad play in sports is usually because of a pulled/strained flactoid.
Tiger Woods: That was a terrible shot.
Phil Mickelson: I know. I pulled my flactoid the other day.
by Dr. Earving July 28, 2009
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Flactoid

a muscle not commonly worked out in the normal gym. best exercise is the camel toe machine at the PHUHS gym. If not its best to have sex on a regular basis
Im gonna go work my flactoids.

Damn Stearns has real nice flactoids
by Joshua Stearns May 9, 2005
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factoid

A fact so awesome that it have to be true and used to embellish a story.
Checking for authenticity is not required.
"Somebody told me that Peter's mom and Alice had an affair." is simple-but-efficient factoid.
by twippio April 25, 2010
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Ingrown Factoid

Words spouted by Laura Ingraham taken as fact, therefore creating factoids.
"...as was implied by the Foxnews ingrown factoid piece"
by Taipo October 29, 2020
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Factoids

The new wave word to use in place of "facts." When something is agreeable or worthy of interjecting the fact that an opinion is comon; one should refrain from the use of "true" or "facts", but instead dapperly make use of the word "factoids." It is a highly fresh piece of lingo, therefore it should only be used by the most clean in society.
Person one~"Yo, Kim K and Niki really have the biggest fatties!"
Person two~"FACTOIDS!!!! I would smash any day"
by May as well March 16, 2017
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Flactoid

Sucking the left over love juices of your friends MILF's dildo after it's been successfully used in her mouldy clam.
I heard Billie-jo enjoyed that Flactoid
by BJobA June 18, 2011
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factoid wacktoid

Wanna hear a factoid wacktoid?
by cl0utgang May 10, 2018
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