frooner

“That” guy at the office (often named Josh) that likes to ruin all of the fun.

Josh is such a frooner. We can never have any fun when he is around.

by NasaReject June 13, 2019

fortondoando

In music, more than 3 f's on the sheet music; meaning to play very very very loud. So one 'f' written on the score means 'forte' or 'loud'.
ff = fortissimo
fff = fortississimo
ffff+ = fortondoando.

Beethoven: "fffff"
You: oh fortondoando. got it. *smashes piano with fist*

by evilpojmaster February 7, 2009

forootan

Another name for a man, usually with superior physical qualities and the ability to attract many beautiful women.

Girl 1 - "Is that a forootan??"
Girl 2 - "Yeah! He's so good looking!"
Girl 1 - "I bet he has a huge penis.."

by theworld1225 October 11, 2010

Foronjy

All Foronjys are related. You don't mess with them, no matter what. They're Armenian and sometimes Italian depending on which coast of the United you are one. Disambiguated from the original last name Furungian, it was changed during the Armenian Genocide.

Have you mean Jenn Foronjy?
yeah she's awesome! Quite the Foronjy.

by doctorxdonna May 5, 2013

foxoon

A wild fox and a wild raccoon mate
It’s a weird animal that will explain the weird noise at night you hear in the woods. Also the animal looks much like a fox on its hind legs running holding something in its paws. Often stealing fruit and sweets.
How to identify is a fox with burglar eyes.

What was that animal “ I think that was a fox.” She said
“No that was a raccoon” he said.
“What” we said….it’s a foxoon!!!
“A foxoon” we both said…

by Janequa 420 June 13, 2021

formon

A former mormon (i.e. member of the so-called Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints). Someone who wised up and realized just how utterly loony Mormonism is.

Often brought on by actually reading the Book of Mormon or studying the life of Joseph Smith.

See also jack mormon, exmormon, morg.

Some prominent formons include Warren Zevon, Eliza Dushku, the singer Jewel, Paul D. Boyer, William Shunn, etc.

by bloviating1 June 5, 2009

froondle

to urinate on a turd causing it to dissolve into the toilet water.

I bet Richard ten bucks he couldn't completely froondle the pile I left in there.

by waraw August 24, 2004