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Fortunati

Manly, Proud, Strong. A chic magnet. Master of all things one sees
Andrew Fortunati is the man
by Andrew Fortunati December 3, 2003
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Fortubately

Having the good fortune of being able to masturbate. A comination of fortunately and masturbate.
I saw this hot chick on my way home and fortubately got to work on myself since my roommate wasn't home when I got there.
by Two D's August 6, 2009
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Wheel of Fortunato

A renaming of the hit game show Wheel of Fortune. It's a way of makimg fun of anyone with the last name "Fortunato."
Hey! Wheel of Fortunato is on!
by John2019 August 6, 2021
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s'fortunato

Americanized Italian Slang, usually used as an exclaimation for something that is a stroke of either good or bad luck.
Hey, I just found a $100.00 bill on the sidewalk...S'FORTUNATO!!!
by the gabba goul January 22, 2005
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(Un)fortunately

(Un)fortunately means that the thing in question is in your favor, not the person whom you're talking to (or vice versa).
1. (Un)fortunately, I won the raffle. (the thing in question is in YOUR favor, not your best friend's)
2. (Un)fortunately, you got accepted on the audition, not me. (the thing in question is in your FRIEND'S favor, not yours)
by 420TheGrammarPro69 April 17, 2021
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unfortunately, or fortunately.

When someone engages in a bad act, but they want the person they fucked over to be grateful. Best known example is the deposition of Donald Trump in the case of E. Jean Carroll where the former president explains that he and other celebrities, or "stars," have been grabbing pussies without permission for millennia.
Josey: Carl, did you just eat the entire bucket of popcorn chicken that I brought for lunch and put in the fridge with my name on it?

Carl (imitating the 45th President of the United States): I did, in fact, eat all of the popcorn chicken unfortunately, or fortunately. *rubs tummy*
by nocharge May 15, 2023
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Ellie Fortunati

The altogether best person on planet earth. Doesn't take shit, is beautiful, and fun to hang out with
by EllieF February 5, 2022
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