queer as a football bat 

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

queer as a football bat by james savik February 4, 2008

queer as a football bat 

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?

Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.

queer as a football bat by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012

left-handed football bat 

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

left-handed football bat by Jebus January 27, 2005

fucked up like a football bat 

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

fucked up like a football bat by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

Queered as a football bat

an operation which should be very simple, but purposely sabotaging that operation in order to serve against one's interests to serve a separate purpose.

They ended up setting a tracking device on my car so whever i drove the paid personal seems to always make an effort to attack my confidence. They queered the situation more than a football bat. They stole my home. Someone seems to blame me for every tragedy that's ever befallen their cursed family. My hometown has been Queered as a football bat

Queered as a football bat by NickLegit77 October 25, 2025

Footballbat 

An as of yet non-existant sporting-goods object used as a slang adjective to describe the level of Gayness that a Homosexual exhibits in public.

Dude! That Guy was Queer as a footballbat!

Footballbat by The Morbid One December 23, 2002

Footballbat 

Footballbat-someting OR someone useless.

"oh Kyle? yes he has as much purpose as a footballbat"

Footballbat by casperfastt November 23, 2018