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foodness 

Why werent you there?
...Foodness.
foodness by Anonymous May 28, 2003
Food stamps/food stamp card. EBT.
Clerk: How are you going to be paying for this today?
Customer: With my foodies, and cash for the rest.
Foodies by xLGEND24x February 14, 2012

foodsies 

a sneaky rule of food reciprocation. foodsies occurs when a person states that someone owes them a food/beverage item, and that someone responds with "no, you owe me ____(food/beverage item)." the first person may now call foodsies and the second person does indeed owe them whatever food or beverage item, even if initally, they were just making the food debt up.
person 1: hey, you owe me a bag of cheetoes puffs

person 2: no, YOU owe ME a bag of cheetoes puffs

person 1: FOODSIES, now you really do owe me a bag of puffs.
foodsies by mesterkin October 16, 2009

Random Act of Foodness 

When cooking, you grab a veritable cornucopia of things, and put them together for a recipe that ends up turning out to be amazing!!!
Stipulation: You may not have previously intended to make this recipe, it must be spur of the moment.
Dude, I just committed a random act of foodness. I defrosted some chicken in the fridge, but when it thawed, I realized it was pork chops. So, I randomly grabbed some sauce, cheese and peppers that happened to be in my fridge and baked it.
Excellence :)

Foodsexual 

An invalid sexuality where people are somehow attracted to food, these people are actually mental and are attention seekers and need to go to a mental hospital right away.
Person 1: I have to tell you something…
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: I’m foodsexual…
Person 2: Pack your bags, and leave.
Foodsexual by SelenaTateQS February 19, 2022

Foodsexual 

Foodsexual is a unaccepted sexuality in lgbtq community. The meaning of the sexuality is being sexually attracted to “food”.
“Hey dad, I gotta tell u that I’m Foodsexual!” Dad:Wait I gotta get more milk brb!
Foodsexual by teto teto September 12, 2022