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- a contraction of the words "financial market"
- when investing-douchebags are too lazy to pronounce "financial market"
- a place where greedy bastards win it big or lose it all
- there's money to be made in the finket
- you'll definitely meet a lot of douchebags in the finket
finket by aldster May 15, 2013
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The Focker 

The Focker is a modified version of "The Shocker."
In an attempt to induce the focker, the male slides the index and middle finger into the vagina, while proceeding to slide the ring finger and pinky into the asshole.
Oh my gosh, VJ gave Channon the focker and Channon sharted on his finger!
The Focker by GetUpOffOfThatThang December 3, 2010
Related Words
fonkey fonké Fonked fonker Fonkebabe Fonkeezy fonkel Fonkelhorse fonk fone

pass the chicken mother focker 

final and last straw, an outbreak of anger telling someone u had enough of the hustle
im sick of your shiet, pass the chicken mother focker

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.
"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."
flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Fonkelhorse 

A digital picture of a unicorn with sparkles or glitter over it.
Mary posted a lot of Fonkelhorses on her Livejournal account.
Fonkelhorse by Kloeke June 18, 2009

Fongerosa 

An exceptionally large or suprising fonger
Fongerosa by The Grabulator August 20, 2006

Flonked Out 

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out
Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out