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Ash foetus

A very delicious delicacy. Serve it to anyone(ingredients:human egg, 500g ash, 100g dog meat,1 liter oil, 1 chicken egg

1)Burn your relative for ash

2)Take some menustrated blood

3)Incubate the blood to create undeveloped fetuses

4)dip the foetus in egg

5)then coat it with ash

6)Preheat oil to 170 degrees for 10 minutes

7)Place ash foetus inside and cook it for 2 minutes

8)place some RAW dog meat on cooked ash foetus for more flavor

9)Serve and enjoy!
Saibo: OOo...Nice dinner! What are we eating?

Mickey mouse: Ash foetus with dog meat!

Saibo: Mmm...what a delicacy! I can't wait to savour some! My saliva is already dripping!
by Gourment of Ash food September 27, 2019
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go foetal

the very act of adopting the foetal position when under extreme stress, very cold, or scared shitless.

In this position, the back is curved, the head is bowed, and the limbs are bent and drawn up to the torso.
Dianne saw the massive alpha gorilla descending upon her and decide to go foetal.

Once the gorilla saw that she'd gone foetal, he lost interest and decided to share his banana with someone else.
by Leopolis October 2, 2010
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Fockets

Pocket-looking imitations on jackets/coats/pants that seem useful in storing various items such as cold hands or an appetizing sandwich but in truth are just decorative flaps on the outside sewn up in a fashion similar to the appearance of real pockets.
Troyka: "Hey, can I store my brand new flabulator in your pocket?"
Ronald: "Sorry dude, it's a focket."

My grandma died the other day due to an insufficient amount of heat to her hands. This was due to the abundance of fockets on her brand new pigeon coat she was wearing. My friend Mark gladly gave her a pearl necklace in honor of her death.
by Travis Burgess September 6, 2005
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faketarian

One who pretends to be vegetarian, but is in fact not; A fake vegetarian; One who claims to adhere to the vegetarian ethos when in certain company, but consumes animal products and meat otherwise.
Jose: I saw Lauren at Fuji Mountain last night-- but she was eating chicken teriyaki. Isn't she vegetarian?
Christie: That's what she tells everyone, but she's a total faketarian.
by sp00ki September 15, 2006
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fokea

used in the same context as "fuck" or any variation of it. first heard at Westchester county airport in white plains NY. And made famous by Joe and E. it has quickly spread throughout the urban landscape even heard in recent reggeaton songs.

can also be said as: fokial, fokeando, fokear, fokiaderas, fokiar or any variation to suit the desired replacement of the word "fuck"
"mami fokea mis webbos"ponte en cuatro FOKEA!

yo stop with the fokiaderas!

dejarse fokear el culaso puta!
by siscarface June 3, 2010
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faketriotism

Faketriotisim
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noun
1. fake love, support, and defense of one's country; national false loyalty.
The amount of faketriotism in the united states is depressing. You have to read and understand the laws set forth by the forefathers to be patriotic. Not make up your own rules by your opinions, which is unpatriotic.
by MindKind75 January 21, 2017
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foetal grand

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.
We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.
by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010
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