fugwit

An Ugly Fuckwit. Having no positive qualities in terms of looks or personality.

guy 1 - yo man he sucks and makes me vomit when i look at him.

guy 2 - thats one bad ass fugwit

by ok_guy August 20, 2009

figwit

Figwit is an elf Dumbass. When Frodo said "I will take it the Ring to Mordor" the camera pans to the left showing an Elf, making people go "Frodo is great...who is that?"

watch the movie dipshit

by KissMeImIrishorGetOnYourKnees. November 18, 2003

Figwit

Random Lord of the Rings Elf #617... actually has a bigger part in the book, but you'd never know it.

Figwit is an Elven nancy-pants.

by Legolass November 9, 2004

Foghit Slut

she/he will trade any sexual favors ect. for a hit off someones meth stem/fog.

hey @##@ ill suck ur cock,if i can just play the flute and hit your fogged meth pipe......cus im ur main foghit slut!

by smoker909 September 14, 2012

figwit

someone with the intelligence of a fig.

"1+1 is 2, you figwit!"

by reggie_lurve August 15, 2004

figwit

1.) A random exclamation or joy or surprise
2.) A not-very-well-known hobbit from LOTR with a reall gay name
3.) A street name for drugs

1.) What?? I won the jackpot??? FIIIIIIIIIIIGWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2.) Um like YEA Figwit is like sooooo much better than Frodo, like why wasn't HE in the movies???
3) " Yo pass me a lil mo of that figwit foo, u kno wha i mean!!!"

by imatease October 28, 2003

fagwittage

May also be referred to as an a*hole, although a homosexual a*hole.

That fagwittage stood me up and messed around with my best friend.

by ATC May 22, 2003