"Weren't you going to take a bath before we left?"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"
by It's a big blue watery road June 6, 2009
Get the fmmfl mug.Foffle was a stuffed christmas tree that lived in Kelowna in British Columbia in Canada.
He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.
Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).
This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.
So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
He attempted to manipulate his peers with his cuteness and charm. It worked on few, however.
Whenever somebody were to hear the word Foffle, They automatically think of the stuffed christmas tree who manipulated people and became a psychopath (well, the owner did).
This got the owner expelled from his school and left with 5 months of solitary confinement. The stuffed tree was burnt by haters.
So If you are called a "foffle", it means your somebody who uses another person for their own benefits.
Bob was in a relationship with Alice, but only for her money.
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
when Alice found out, she exclaimed that Bob was a "no good Foffle".
by Blazestra July 8, 2010
Get the foffle mug.Fuck My Mother Fucking Life. Used on special occasions, when you really fuck up or you just get fucked.
I've just got two speeding tickets, two parking tickets, fired from my job, kicked out of school, and arrested because my license plate didn't match my old registration. FMMFL!
by shit-holed August 30, 2010
Get the FMMFL mug.an extended more dramatic version of FML wich means fuck my life,therefore FMAFL means, fuck my already fucked life!!!
dude i just lost my job my girlfriend and my dog and of top of that im going to jail for a year because of a second a d.u.i. FMAFL
by joemed March 14, 2010
Get the fmafl mug.A duck or any plump fowl wrapped in saran/plastic wrap, tight enough to hold them still but not hurt them at all, none of the wrap affects their breathing or walking.
Done for the purposes of none.
Done for the purposes of none.
by MarcelM February 10, 2008
Get the Fafflequag mug.by @price5233 September 14, 2020
Get the fmfl mug.As per the rules of cycling where faffing should be kept to a minimum, a faffluencer is a cyclist who adds faff to pre-ride faff, ride faff and even post-ride faff, by posting about their cycling on social media. An extension of bikefluencer. See also “faffluencing” or “to faffluence”
Hitter 1: We missed that KoM on the climb because that faffluencer had to stop for a pic.
Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
Hitter 2: I know, never seen someone faffluencing so much. Bit of a chopper move.
by Caro_sbx December 8, 2020
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