Furtive Wank

a sly yet secretive gentleman's pleasure by hand and cock

guy 1 ' what the fuck you ding you cunt?'

guy 2 ' shit! what the fuck '

guy 1 ' put it away you dick, your a furtive wanker'

by hank grolok March 7, 2012

Furtive Pygmy

Wait.. wait whos? The furtive.. pygmy? Ahh so easily forgotten

Hollow : Wait who's the Furtive Pygmy
Hollow 2 : Ahh, it's so easily forgotten

by John Dark Soul May 11, 2025