flumonia

Any type of sickness usually caught during winter or weather consisting of rapidly fluctuating temperatures. Commonly contracted from being in public places or being near children or adults who have children.

I went to my brother-in-law's school play and came home with flumonia.

by solareclipse2 March 16, 2009

faumosexual

a man who pretends to be gay in order to get closer to hot women. a faux homosexual.

"i finally did it with Crissy at Tony's party"
"no way dude. you are the greatest faumosexual ever! who thought two weeks of shopping and gossiping would really pay off"
"i know! and when she asked if we "did" anything i told her yeah we were both drunk...oh but it was ICKY"

by Tommyboyrules April 22, 2008

Flumby

When someone or something is acting pesky or sus.

My brother won't get off Fortnite, he is being real flumby right now

by Red Among Us Guy February 26, 2021

Flamoshed

Drunk and tired

Ah mate I’m 12 bevs in and absolutely flamoshed

by OJBMT May 28, 2021

lamb flume

used to describe someone's arse hole

i went to a gaybar once, some guy tried to do me up the lamb flume

by sid and flo's mogging co. August 16, 2007

Flomophobic

Prejudice or dislike towards flomosexuals or flomos due to their homosexual tendencies and obsession with Floyd Mayweather Jr.

P4P305: OMG look at at Mayweather's abs I sooo wanna lick them
No Ceilings: omggg me too, I wish I could be Ellerbe, so I could rub May's chest all day long
Smooth Criminal: Guys hold up... but is it just me or does May look extremely sexy in that new damn fine pink suit of his?
check hook: u are sooo right, tomorrow I'm flying off to Vegas from Australia so I could get me a piece of that sexy ass
AlivsFrazier: wtf u flomos just killed this thread... this thread is suppose to be about who's the bigger puncher: Shavers or Foreman. No wonder so many people are flomophobic SMH........

by BobMarleyHatesFlomos May 5, 2010

Reverse Log Flume

The Reverse Log Flume is when A girl is balanced on her shoulders and upper back with her legs bent towards her face. A guy is fucking her in the ass while she is shitting and pissing on her own face. The Reverse Log means the girl is geting fucked in the ass because a log (or shit) comes out of the ass, but since the guy is fucking her in the ass its going back in, hense Reverse Log. The flume part actually goes with Log Flume or an amusement park ride in which you get splashed with water in your face at the end. Hense the pissing in her own face part.

Mike - Hey Susie did you finish your chili yet?
Susie- Yes Mike are you going to Reverse Log flume my turtle heading asshole?

by Elohdaeh May 22, 2008