Fuckuation

This is a situation where any available option chosen leads to an undesirable outcome. Most of the time caused by a dumb bitch girlfriend who wants you to do something with her instead of your buddies. You can have fun with your buddies and she will bitch or hang out with her and she bitches anyway. Neither option will please the other party involved.

Man, this new bitch has had Kyle in a fuckuation daily. She’s sucked the will out of Kyle he’s been in a fuckuation so long. We never see him anymore and nobody’s happy.

by Teamcletus December 16, 2022

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009

Fucktuation

When you or someone else fucks up a situation.

Shawna had a fucktuation when she banged her knee on the counter.

by BBBBBBBBDDDDAAAA November 2, 2012

Flactuation

Farting whilst being incredibly overawed. Love what you're looking at but it kind of bothers you too.

I know he's a bad fucker but I have a real flactuation for him, I just seem to excitedly fart every time I see him.

by Mama Bee June 21, 2016

flustration

Flustration is a word used to describe being in a state of frustration while also being flustered.

I was in a state of Flustration because the restaurant staff continued to mix up our meal orders on successive courses in spite of my efforts to help them correct their mistakes.

I became increasingly Flustered with their lack of cooperation.

by Roy from Cork July 4, 2008

extreme fluctuating anuses

A term used to describe the opening and closing motion of the rectal opening at a rapid or aggressive rate. Something you yell at a friend, relative or stranger to express excitement or to indicate your personal level of fun. Also known as a 7-11-6.

"EXTREME FLUCTUATING ANUSES"

by csko15 March 21, 2015

Fucktuation

A variant on the word "fluctuation", commonly used in the world of economics to identify irregular/varying market movements. However, this term is used specifically in reference to sexual targets of one's liking. In other words, "fucktuation," defines the irregular change in taste of men and/or women when put into a sexual connotation.

1) "Yea, seems like Clinton has taken a liking towards younger girls now."
"I dunno man...he used to date older women, maybe he's going through a fucktuation."

2) "Yo bro, should I go for the younger or older chick tonight? I can't decide dude..."
" Make up your fucking mind and stop fucking fucktuating."

by Andrew Lui May 22, 2008