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Floris is the weirdest and the most awkwerd person you will ever meet. He is very bad at sports and only plays videogames, if he is at school he only surfs on 9gag. He has headphones with him all day, thats why they are broken. People use Floris as a definition of weird or addicted to games and internet.
person 1: Hey, why are you so Floris?

person 2: c'mon I'm not THAT weird.
Floris by Chad Champion November 22, 2019
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A guy with humor. He is very smart and a really good friend. He is very fanatic which annoyes people, but if yuo get to know him, he is actually very nice. He's handsome, but he uses his brain for good intentions.
Girl: Who's that?
Girl2: That's Floris
Floris by RandomGirly4 December 22, 2021
A person with such an immensly large mass of nose it would have created a black hole if it had a box collider
Floris by sneldood April 11, 2023
a fat fucking nigger, this guy is really cute, he makes stupid jokes but everyone wants to fuck him
''oh look, its floris! fuck that guy''
floris by ihatehatehateeeblackpeople September 4, 2023

Floris Damen 

The hottest Dutch furry around ;)

(Fundy, if there is any chance you see this, sorry not sorry XD)
Friend: Who's on your shag list

Me: Floris Damen
Floris Damen by SergeantDuckMajor October 18, 2021

Floris-Jan

A dude with the most insane big pp.
Also friends with the most infamous serial killer the blade master.
Wow you heard this guy has a big pp and is friends with the infamous serial killer the blade master. Hm he must be Floris-Jan
Floris-Jan by wokka22 January 30, 2021

Floris Floormat 

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat
Floris Floormat by thatarsonist December 29, 2021