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Floridiot

A native born and raised in florida, aka the limp dick of america.
I have a question, how many floridiots do you have working here?
by Florida hater April 29, 2008
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Floridiot

An Idiot in Florida. Generally speaking, a Floridiot comes from California, New York, New Jersey, Michigan, or Canada.
Man 1: Man, florida fucked up the elections again.

Man 2: Hey, don't blame us Crackers, its those damn Floridiots the rest of America keeps sending us.
by TisHimsizzle January 27, 2008
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Floridiot

Did you see that Floridiot just pull out infront of me? He just almost crashed into my car!
by MalaPerson June 26, 2023
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Floridiot

Someone who does stupid things while living (or existing) in Florida; mainly while driving.
Don’t be a floridiot and pass them going 90 in a 55!
by Fernacular January 23, 2024
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Floridian tail pipe

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.
It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.
by Beckerman May 14, 2010
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Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.
"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"
by Pill Collins January 12, 2010
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Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015
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