open the floodgates

Verb-To bring forth an epic revolution of social justice and freedom of culture.

MAN: God, society is in hell, the impious rule the streets and devils rule the heavens1

GOD: Stand back, for I shall open the floodgates

by Waters-Serenade December 6, 2010

Floodgate Turd

The floodgate turd is a piece of poop which holds back a torrential flow of diarrhea that has built up in a persons colon. Visually similar to rushing water flowing through a dams floodgates.

Yesterday, I passed a Floodgate Turd and had an endless river of shit pour out of my asshole.

by Keegan_The_Cat January 5, 2013

Floodgate

Having sex with a woman that squirts in a way that when you pull out, all of the fluid shoots out of her vagina at once.

"I was pounding away my girlfriend with her bent over her bed, right? Well she's a squirter, so when I pulled out it looked and sounded like someone fucking threw a bucket of water onto the floor between her legs. I've been calling her floodgate ever since."

"Holy tits"

by juls727 September 16, 2011

floodgate fart

The fart you have right before you take a shit. Usually when you're popping a squat this occurs or when you're situated on the toilet

I was having a hard time in the loom, until that floodgate fart came, then it was smooth sailing.

by Skampz May 11, 2017

floodgate

Opening up potential for massive flooding in message boards, primarily due to new info being revealed for unreleased games.

The Super Smash Bros. Brawl official website opens lot of floodgates on related message boards, due to its daily updates.

by NoobMuncher3000 August 1, 2007

Bloodgates

When a male becomes sexually aroused and blood flows to his genitals, making him hard.

Man when she walked by me in them jeans, the bloodgates opened up.

by I am the Absolute Unit November 30, 2019

floodgate

another word for a whore, or a person who has been with a lot of people; it originated while playing the sexual chain game, where you try to see how many people you are linked to sexually by knowing who the people you have been with have been with and so on. a person is a floodgate if they have been with so many people that you actually have a lot of choices between who you can choose for the next link in the chain.

Bree is a floodgate.

by cawleen April 28, 2006