flumpus

A vaginal fart, typically occuring during intercourse.

I was chewing her box when she let out a flumpus that parted my hair.

by joebob296 January 7, 2006

flumpus

An idiot, lil bro that u want to beat the living shat out of all the time.

the flumpus pissed me off so much that i tied him to a chair and pissed on his face.

by ant April 2, 2004

florpus

Nothing

Ghosts are not real. They are nothing more than pure Florpus

by Gtesvjilbdd July 2, 2018

flumpus

an unerect penis, or any other type of floppy material

ohhhhhhh flumpus.

one time he slapped her with his flumpus and she cried.

by p-mo May 22, 2006

romple flomps

The pieces of skin that sometimes hang off the outer lips of the female's vagina. Also known as "beef curtains."

Those romple flomps are disgusting. I can't eat that!

by afkatt November 17, 2007

Flumpus

Floppa

I love the flumpus

by blubby chicken February 24, 2021

Flumpuss

Dominator through shear mass, ender of eons

Meet My cat Flumpuss, defiler of the Balrog of Toledo, OH.

by Flumpy Dumplings May 10, 2024