by shitymoviessuck June 11, 2013
A group of girls who go to the gym together, covered in makeup, and barely exercising because they are too busy looking after their makeup and tight spandex clothing.
Person 1: "ugh check out those flockers on the treadmills."
Person 2: "why do they even come if they are not going to work out?"
**meanwhile**
Girl 1: "Girl 2 Omg did I sweat??"
Girl 2: "girl 1 omg your foundation is coming off!!"
*both run (for the first time today) to the changing rooms*
Person 2: "why do they even come if they are not going to work out?"
**meanwhile**
Girl 1: "Girl 2 Omg did I sweat??"
Girl 2: "girl 1 omg your foundation is coming off!!"
*both run (for the first time today) to the changing rooms*
by SatanLovesFlowers March 03, 2015
Those girls are total cock flockers, watch when Studly McStudderson walks in.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
Dude, she's so drunk and all over everyone. She's a total cock flocker.
by Highlanduhr December 01, 2009
People who stand in front of your locker while talking/texting/kissing/sitting/etc. These people are extremely impolite, and have no inclination of moving and give you access to your belongings.
Dude, did you get the chem book? No man! I couldn't get past the locker-flockers to get it!
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
Derek Von Keil did not mind school, except for the impolite OMGrs and locker-flocker's.
by fuegoagua April 08, 2010
1. anyone who would sexually assault the orifice from whence they came in act of dominance, revenge or random whimsical need in a serial manner.
2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
2. anyone who would knowingly rape and pillage planet earth with abusive ecological acts through stupidity, whim or premeditated scenarios for fun or profit.
1. Stanley was a mad mother flocker as he hessed and posed and vented his perverse need to thrust into and seriously hump the life out of his mother.
2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
2. Most multi-national corporations are mother flockers.
by Diogio Rome December 08, 2007
A person who only likes the music on the radio. their iPod consists of big name artist with only 1 or two songs from each artist.
girl1: OMFG I <3 Owl City! Fir3flies is the bEst $ong evEr!
girl2: Personally, I like Cave In.
girl1: what's that?
girl2: It's a song on the same album of fireflies.
girl1: never heard it.
girl2: BECAUSE YOU'RE A POP-FLOCKER
girl2: Personally, I like Cave In.
girl1: what's that?
girl2: It's a song on the same album of fireflies.
girl1: never heard it.
girl2: BECAUSE YOU'RE A POP-FLOCKER
by Lyzzy_stardust October 11, 2010