fobit

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. (forward operating base)and lives by all the silly little rules that make no sense in a combat zone.

-someone who stays on the F.O.B. the whole deployment and buys all the shit at the PX.

-the one guy who's uniforms are the cleanest while in Iraq or Afganistan

soldier #1-"Hey there where is your reflective belt? You need to have it on at night!"

soldier #2-"Shut up you damn fobit, I actually go out of the wire while you sit behind your desk all day!"

by "The General" April 25, 2008

Florito

Made famous in Texas by C. Flores. From his orders at the restaurant Chipotle, He orders a special burrito, and those who've enjoyed that burrito, call it a Florito when ordering it. Flo being taken from his last name Flores.

Chipotle Service: May I help You?
Customer: I'll take a Florito.
Chipotle Service: Ah Yes! A Florito, comming right up.

by GoldSheikYerbouti January 9, 2009

FLOBOTS

An amazing Indie hip-hop/rap group that has deep and meaningful lyrics and a diverse and catchy beat to set their songs. They don't go on about killing people in the hood, how hard their life has been, how many hoes they have, or about making money. They rap about real issues.

Damn! That Flobots group has some frickin' sick beats!

by Trick303 January 11, 2008

Flobbit

A word that can be used in 2 different ways. It can be:
a. A name to call someone
b. An excalmation of aggravation

a. You are SUCH a flobbit!
b. FLOBBIT! I cut my hand!

by Dillpickle14 August 23, 2011

flobots

flobots are an awesome band with songs like handlebars,rise,jetpack way better then lil wayne cuz they rap about real stuff and make it sound good one of the best bands

go out and pick up flobots CD'S

by chillinabout July 6, 2008

Floritexafornian

A beautiful person who was born in Florida, moved to Texas and now lives in sunny California. This person has a heart of gold, is gorgeous, kind, hugely attractive and loved greatly by a certain brabeaner.

"Being a Floritexafornian would be such a dream."

by E-Starrrr January 4, 2010

Flojitis

Spanish, meaning extremely tired or sleepy.

After eating that sandwich, I have a killer case of flojitis.

by Raeboogie November 30, 2009