Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin

Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!

by rhpsmann July 19, 2009

flashing

Revealing your "private parts" to another person

ie.
whipping out your penis
showing your tits

Flash me for a dollar

by Mike Truitt June 14, 2003

Florting

Kissing that happens as a result of a formal handshake

'Did you see how firm his handshake was? He was definitely florting"

by Flortygal November 4, 2018

Multi-flasking

A phenomena in which everyone on the ski lift has a flask of booze and shares it with the rest of the chair.

G: Dude, why is your bloody leg bone sticking out of your ski pants like that?
B: No idea dude, it might have been the multi-flasking I indulged in prior to the bunny hill.

by Bryan Gilbreath February 25, 2009

Floating 69

When two people are floating in the water and are also performing 69

“Did you see the video of Joseph and Irene performing floating 69 the other day?”

by 🅱️eamo29 March 23, 2021

flashing colors

The situation when someone is accidentally or intentionally exposing (showing) colors from their clothing that relate to a gang 'color' causing alarm or suspicion from anyone that notices, especially authorities such as the police.

Young individual walking in the mall wearing all blue: hey why the hell are you questioning and searching me as if I'm carrying any weapons?! What is this the gestapo, I thought this was a free country, I could wear whatever the hell I want!

Two undercover cops: well there's been a gang stabbing here earlier and you were 'flashing colors' (wearing all blue).

by Racer12 July 17, 2009

Flossing the Walrus

When a girl with a large butt is wearing a thong. The girl then bends over making her thong and butt visible to all.

Person 1 - "Kait can you pick up the KFC you dropped".
Kait - "Ok, but be forewarned I am wearing low cut jeans and a thong even though I have a large ass".
Person 2 - "Looks like Kait is flossing the Walrus again. You think she'd get the hint and wear the proper cloths for her body type".

by The Keeper of Realness October 25, 2009