Flossed

The past tense of the word "flaw", which is an adjective used to describe a person who just bailed, or frequently bails, on commitments. This especially applies to flaking out on social plans, such as going to clubs, theme parks, the movies, concerts, and going on dates.

If someone was flaw to you, they flossed you.

Michael: Bro, are we goin' out tonight?

Brandon: Nah man, I have a chemistry test tomorrow... I gotta study.

Michael: Dude, that's so flaw... you said you would go. You flossed me.

by EmDeeAr October 21, 2011

Flished

The act of having cigarette ash flicked into your eye by a total stranger who is talking animatedly with a cigarette in their hand.
Often accompanied by pain, swelling, redness and an outburst of expletives directed at the 'flisher'.
Can be used with all types of smoking implement, including cigars, pipes and illegal substances.

No, it's not a black eye. I was flished at a party last night.

by Squik February 4, 2010

Fleissed

Named after the producer of The Bachelor, Mike Fleiss. It is rumored that he pre-plans or scripts the outcome of the reality tv show.

Noun: A manipulative and egotistical person only focused on money,with no regard for the feelings of others.

Verb: To be "Fleissed" means you've been manipulated and taken advantage of in a huge way, and never saw it coming.

Jason was Fleissed on The Bachelor, and fell for it hook, line, and sinker.

by Arkansas Fan March 7, 2009

fissed

1) To be robbed
2) To be outwitted or cheated during a game or by others

They fissed Brenda during the UNO game.

by Pettigrew September 19, 2008

Fissedasapartman

Some drunken idiot who thinks he's a superhero and tries to wrestle the dustbins outside his own house.
A true 'Fissedasapartman' is identified as a man who loses the fight to his bins and or wakes up next to his bins,
covered in catshit and in the nip with a banana wedged in his butt cheeks. (Put there by kind-meaning neighbours.)

1)A Fissedasapartman is any male/semi-male from any city / town / hovel North,South,East or West, out on the town around four in the morning to be found trying to chat up a cigarette machine and pulling said device.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish January 1, 2008

Flossed out

Meaning that a person is fake or just shady about a situation

fuck man Kolton is flossed out..i knew he didnt go to that party

by J-Citty January 18, 2009

Flossed

When your messages, DMs, or snapchats are flooded by strangers

That girl's DMs were flossed ever since she put her username on tinder.

by Flossed Man November 8, 2018