Flesh Cigar

A penis.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

by SafeHouse October 12, 2010

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.

"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."

by chauncey July 20, 2004

flesh cadet

Noun. slang term for penis. This term allows for unexpected and humorous innuendo. The word originates from the Minneapolis/St. Paul (Twin Cities) region of Minnesota and is know to have spread around the state. The use of this word is most common in the Twin Cities, Winona, and Duluth regions of the state.

His flesh cadet is at rigid attention and will be at the firing range soon.

In plain English, this means, "His penis is erect and is going to have a sexual encounter soon."

by Abe Rego October 30, 2009

fleshy eye

Clitoris.

I know I'm sexy but Amy wouldn't stop staring at me with her fleshy eye, it actually started to water.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

flesh pedestrian

*whispers* alternate name for skin walker. Saying “skin walker” aloud is said to bring unwanted attention from the entities. Using “flesh pedestrian” allows you to discuss the entities without risking attack.

My sister and I saw a flesh pedestrian while driving at night through the desert. I was so scared it would follow us!

by Niree1978 February 1, 2021

flesh nugget

a somewhat demeaning description of a sexy young woman, the distinction being she can not be skinny.

hey...did you see that total flesh nugget over by the pool tables?! damn!

by sandspit September 17, 2007

flesh matress

the town pump

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress

by clc May 8, 2004