Flopsiclestick

A retart with a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is retart with a floppy dick

by lockness monster August 16, 2020

Flopcicle

A sex act where the male helicopters his genitals after sex, while the female shoots his dick and nuts with a C02 fire extinguisher until empty. The resulting frozen member is then used as a dildo.

Andrew: "I need to go to the hospital."
Clyde: "Why?"
Andrew: "I tried to make a flopcicle and it broke off she wouldn't give it back , I had to call the police to get her to drop it."
Clyde: "God Andrew I barely even know you."

by Jizzintheshizz April 3, 2019

Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

flesticle

Used to describe the testicle under conditions when you are reluctant to use the actual term. Also used to encourage someone else to say "testicle" when you don't really want to say it yourself.

Hey, I'm writing a new song, but i'm stuck on the third verse, what rhymes with flesticle?

by Merrilll July 22, 2007

fapsicle

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.

Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.

by durson August 15, 2007

flapsicle

1) An anus so horribly stretched out of shape that it gapes and flaps in the wind
2) A complete and utter asshole.

1) "Man, I don't envy the flapsicle on that one. Looks like he had a rough night."
2) "What a fucking flapsicle. Took the drink right outta my hand!"

by Mojo Radio Gang Bang September 17, 2012

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017