Hamdan Flexing

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Flexing

The act of bragging about money-related things, such as about how much money you have, or about expensive possessions like designer clothing. Often done by young kids and DoucheTubers.

I hate this YouTuber, because all he does is just keep flexing on his fans and then call it “comedy”.

by nlolhere March 24, 2020

flexing for your homie

Flexing for your homie: An unnecessary flex for your homie about his dough,cheddar, gravy, guap or any of the like when said person doesn’t have shit

Guy 1: My friend has $30,000 in the bank he probably makes alot of money.
Guy 2: Why’re you flexing for your homie like that, what about you, that’s hella random!

Guy 1: whatever man..

by Itsyourguykev May 3, 2021

flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva January 24, 2016

Flexing it

A hot young lady doing something hot or looking smoke.

That bia standing next to me on the train was flexing it.

by Mitchell Cooper October 15, 2006

flubinet

So a flubinet is like a flutinet or floboe, but its flute, oboe, AND clarinet combined all together. My band director and the flubinet players made this up after he got tired of referring to the flute, oboe, and clarinet all together (because of songs that called all of the flubinets to play the same thing, or because the flubinet players were all being obnoxious). It literally became one of our most used words in band, kinda hilarious lmaoo.

Alright, flubinets, I need you guys to play softer here.
FLUBINETS CAN YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP IM TRYING TO TALK TO THE REST OF THE BAND!!

by s._.knapp._.le._.Abhi May 18, 2019

Lucy Fleming

The biggest waste of life there is.

Stay clear at all costs

She will cheat on you and then act like nothings wrong

She will leave you and make it seem like your fault when she cheated on you

Don’t fall for the trap

Stay clear like the gap between the platform and the train, if you want to stay in one piece that is.

Lucy Fleming back cheating and ruining life’s yet again

by The allmighty truth teller October 16, 2019