Feathers Facts

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

Feather Merchant

In popular jargon of the US Marine Corps:

a. a person who rarely exhibits effort and/or responsibility and lets others do all the work; a loafer, slacker, dope-off, weasel; shirker, screw off, malingerer.

b. a person assigned to a comfortable job relative to others in his unit;

c. a short person or a person of slight stature or build;

d. a term sometime used to refer to civilian employees of the Department of Defense or a government contractor.

Private Smith: Have you seen Private Jones lately?
Corporal Hardass: Nope, he's disappeared from work detail again today but when I catch up with our resident feather merchant, I'm gonna knock him on his ass.

by JoeDonethat November 16, 2010

feather cookie

Inserting a feather into a mans ass then bending it up front to tickle his balls.

My ass kinda hurts after I got that Feather Cookie last night.

by Frank the Tank October 22, 2004

feathers mcgraw

the silent penguin antagonist in wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers.
Often seen disguised well as a chicken stealing diamonds and other precious minerals alike.

Wallace: Yo gromit its feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers
Gromit: *silent acknowledgement*

by realtackshooter August 2, 2023

Sand or Feathers

The only way to differentiate between and Indian of American Decent and an Indian from India.

John: My Sister married an Indian. Amos: Sand or feathers?

by Big Daddy too. August 30, 2009

Algonquin Feather

The Act of Taking a Suction Dildo and Suctioning to Males Head and Proceed to Vaginal Intercourse While making the Algonquin Warcry (ALA LA LALALA IIIIEEE)

A: "Wow, Did you hear about Sam?"
B: "No, What?"
A: "He totally stuck the suction dildo to his head and gave her the Algonquin Feather!"
B: "Wow, that is so bad ass!"

by ChocolateEmu August 11, 2010

birds of a feather

Peeps with similar appearance, likes, or behavior.

Birds of a feather flock together.

by Downstrike December 23, 2004