fartknocker

A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.

That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fartknocker

A juvenile way to describe a person who penetrates an anus in sexual intercourse. A blend of 'fart' and 'knocking on the back door,' slang for proposing anal sex.

Jimmy: I know you want to butt-fuck the R.A.
Timmy: blushes I do not!
Jimmy: laughs Yeah, you do, you're such a fartknocker.

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

Fartknocker

The surname of one of Germany's most important families. Like Farmer or Smith, the name is derived from the process of actual fartknocking, which was used in Germanic warfare throughout the 19th century and up until WWII, when the Fartknocker family wouldn't allow their heritage to be sullied by association with the Nazi party. It involves torture through sulfur emissions done in close proximity to the enemies olifactory senses.

'Augustus! Be proud! You are a Fartknocker!'

by Geronimo Jones January 24, 2009

Fartknocker

A Homosexual who penetrates another mans anus.

I wouldn't pick up the soap in front of him, he looks like a total fartknocker.

by Davie January 9, 2003

Fartknocker

a person who farts with such horrific power that they knock someone out

by Al September 29, 2003

Bojangle Fartknocker

loser, punk, faggit, crap, or being or refering to someone as a stupid idiot

Are you kidding me what the Bojangle Fartknocker

by The World Of Coke May 19, 2010

fartknocker

a male homosexual. Refers to anal penetration.

Clay Aiken is a total fartknocker, dude.

by Buster Hyman August 28, 2004