Flat-Cap Driver

Flat-Cap Driver refers to men of a certain age, 65+ out in their cars, usually on a Sunday afternoon but can be anytime really, who drive far slower than the road allows

Driving down the Motorway Maz and Giz encounter a slow car:

Maz (speaking out load to self): Hmm, come on it's not even Sunday, you're on a Motorway pick up some speed, you'll cause an accident driving this slow!!

Giz: Well what do you expect? Look you can see the driver, he's a flat-cap Driver, just overtake - can I poke my tongue out at him as we pass by?

by maz&giz March 8, 2010

Flatapus

A flatened cat, eg. road kill.

Dude 1: 'Dude! You just hit a cat!'
Dude 2: 'Damn! Now I'm gunna have to wash my car because of that flatapus!'

by xXxXLupicideXxXx December 2, 2011

Flatapus

A Flatapus is a play on the word Platypus. A Flatapus is the opposite of a FUPA.

Girl #1 - OMG Your pants are so tight you can see your FUPA!

Girl #2 - Shut up! You're just jealous because you have a Flatapus!

by Princesspitstop July 17, 2024

Flatcake

It's a more polite way to say fucking shit , because there are (video)websites that censor or hide some comments , this is because of certain word usage !!!!

Well Sir , You have the absolute right to believe whatever you want , I really don't give a flying flatcake !!!!

by Holy Scheiße May 24, 2024

flat cap man

Flat cap man is Ville Valo, the singer of the Finnish band HIM. He is called Flat cap man for wearing his signature Flat cap.

You: “Wanna see a new picture of Flat cap man?”

Friend: “Oh nooo! Yes! And he can have a flat cap party with us!”

by joeyisnotstupid March 2, 2025