Flatbiller

A flatbiller is someone who buys a truck, puts a large and ineffectual lift on it, then proceeds to offroad in closed areas, resulting in more anti-offroader sentiment. Many times, but not always, they are characterized by their flat billed mesh hat.

That dude in the F150 lifted on 33's was at Gordons Well bombing through the bushes, he's too much of a flatbiller and is gonna help the Sierra Club close the dunes.

by Frothy Mug February 12, 2004

Flatbacker

A redneck hooker who lays on her back for a living . To make money

That small town had alot of flatbackers .

by Brandi m dukes July 10, 2017

Footballer

One who plays the sport of Football (Association Football).

Hey, have you seen that new kid from England?

No, but i hear he is quite the Footballer.

by Ray Finkle August 9, 2006

Blue Lock footballers

These are the type of individuals that have started playing the sport of football (soccer) again because of the hit 2022 anime/manga series blue lock. they tend to think they can succeed as football players because of the knowloedge they had previously gained from the series.

person 1: "why have you started playing soccer again? you last played it back in middle school. Are you one of those blue lock footballers?"
person 2: "How does that matter? I think ill be the next Messi."

by J4KE_ May 1, 2023

Footballer

Poorly educated loutish individual, who is often challenged by words containing over two syllables. This being, despite regular insults rarely takes a substantial blow to its self esteem due to its truly gargantuan ego, which shields it from the harsh reality of its own shortcomings. Unfortunately however, the aforementioned fails to cover so much as half of the individual's problems; you may at this point be thinking that a word such as "cunt" would fit the bill, however despite the fact that a footballer fulfills all aspects of this obscenity, the obscenity fails to encapsulate all aspects of the object it is intended to describe. Thus, to conclude I shall simply say that these dismal beings which burden society tend to have the charisma of John Prescott, the aesthetic merit of a frost-bitten genital and the compassion and respect for others of Chairman Mao, a definition which should help you to avoid them.

This word can rarely be used oratorically because the object at which it is aimed tends to be making a considerably louder, yet truly unfathomable noise, however if you are fortunate enough to be far from its immediate surrounding an example may be, "behold, this footballer has taken a fairly limp wristed impact on the shin, and yet he is now falling in a manner of sub-human dignity to the ground, many feet from the point of contact!"

by creed101 June 2, 2011

finished footballer

A professional footballer from Argentina who moved to France to try and statpad in a farmers league but made himself a fool and never get nominated for player if the year

Woman 1,"Who is a finished footballer?"
Dumb man,"Cristiano Ronaldo."
Man with a brain,"This man is retarded,it can only be pessi"

by Mbappe lotin October 6, 2022

footballers

someone typiccaly a male that playes football
is considerd a footballer

omg look at all the hottt footballers!!!!!

by nichole101 June 16, 2007