flashitize

the process of turning a plain old regular picture into a flash drawing of the same thing. The word was invented by C.R.I.M.E. creator Anthony.

Guy 1: Yo what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm trying to flashitize a picture of your mom
Guy 1: Why do you have a picture of my mom?
Guy 2: Well, because...
Guy 3: Cock Joke

by der fuhrer a.k.a. chris January 6, 2008

Flaccitude

A state of extreme lassitude so intense that nothing is possible. Can affect any gender.

Guy 1: Dude, you've been binge watching for two days straight. Let's hit the taco place and find some cute chicks!
Guy 2: ommmphhh.. I can't. I'm experiencing flaccitude and can't move. You go without me.

by zandwich September 26, 2017

flaccitude

Flaccitude is the state of being tired and at the same time being unable to get an erection. The combination of the two problems together, would strongly suggest that you were suffering from this condition.

Ever since I caught the flu, I've had no energy at all. It seems I can't even get the hard on anymore. I feel pretty certain that I'm suffering from flaccitude.

by pipesucker March 9, 2018

Flatitude

The density of farticles in a particular expulsion of passed gas or fart.

That one was high flatitude. It made my dog's eyes tear.

by Racquet Smasher June 8, 2018

flatitude

N. Noun: The term for the horizontal line of flat liquid left in a bottle of soda. Usually the last bit you throw away.

I don't want to drink the flatitude of that Dr. Pepper! It's so nasty.

by LisAwesome January 22, 2014

flassitude

Blindly purchasing a product of similar quality on the sole preface that because it is more expensive than the general brand version.

Man, this Coke must be better than (brand x) cola.

Dude, that's flassitude.

by WDJester July 4, 2016

Flattitude

Flattitude refers to the attitude of a proud, confident Flattie.

A Flattie is someone living Flat after a mastectomy generally due to breast cancer.

Did you she that Flattie in New York Fashion Week, she sure had Flattitude.

by Lsears April 26, 2024