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Flarption

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy
by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022
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flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.
When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!
by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014
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flarple

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down
That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?
by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008
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Flarp

"Damn girl, I love the way you flarp." ;)

"Dang, I think I flarped too much last night."
by poopie head November 27, 2012
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Flarpswitch

That one wall switch in everyone's house the controls absolutely nothing.
I hit the flarpswitch by accident on the way down the basement stairs and tumbled the rest of the way in the dark.
by 07079 August 16, 2011
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flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008
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flarp

In music, a note that is so completely wrong or out-of-tune that it is impossible to determine whether it is flat or sharp.
"That last chord sounded pretty flarp to me."
by Mara the Obscure March 9, 2005
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