The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.
note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
by Sean Foran August 15, 2007
by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013
When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.
by Shadowdude7 May 02, 2010
Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010
by Greenbriar29 March 08, 2023
When you burp, fart and sneeze at the same time. NOT a good time. Unless your into that stuff then it can get you SUPER-DY DUPER hard .
by Biggy_Dicky March 03, 2019