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flarp

The onomatopoeia reference to the sound (or mixture of tones) produced by one or a combination of the following: 1. Traditional fart; 2. The Shart; 3. Sudden dung explosion (either the very first or very last poop shooter during defecation); 4. Lettin' the ooze flow; 5. Massive James Earl Jones Anal Room Shaker; 6. Papua New Guinea surprise (causes sudden pants or bed wetting and/or soiling); 7. Marlon Brando's Diaper Revenge.

note: Sometimes pronounced "flaaaarp!" or "flarp?"
Just as I thought that the populous ooze had quit its awful tantrum, my whole family reunion experienced a simultaneous sudden dung explosion creating a single, supersonic flarp that shattered gampy's brittle bones.
by Sean Foran August 18, 2007
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Flarp

Fatty parts of your body. Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat
Example: arm fat, leg fat, stomach fat

I just hit you with my stomach flarp.
by Rae Marie 0955 December 30, 2013
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When you take a nailgun and nail your nutsack to wall and immediately push as hard as you can in the opposite direction.
Man I had a good flarp last night. The hole's still healing but it felt fucking great.
by Shadowdude7 May 2, 2010
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Flarping

Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010
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Flarp

The booty of any boy named Isaac
Isaac has a juicy flarp. Noah has no flarp.
by Copy56 January 3, 2022
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I had taken a huge flarp
by Mr. Flarp May 10, 2022
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Flarping

Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.
by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
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