Flarkin

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.

Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.

by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009

farken

A alternate form of "Fuck"
Used on message boards to avoid cursing.

Thats farken sick!

Yeah, I know, he's farken gay, why doesnt he just leave the forums?

by Floyd The Barber January 29, 2005

flareness

A race of alien, hailing from a horrible science fiction novel that was introduced on the website "Something Awful." It looks like a raptor with large spikes and has the ability to spit acid. Apparently can survive in absolute zero with no air and enter hyperspace, as it attacks a spaceship while it's in flight.

"The flareness are attacking AAAAHHHH!"

by Ironsoviet April 15, 2007

yargen blargen flargen

yargen blargen flargen is gibberish used just to fill some space. or it can be used in multiple kinds of spots.

mom: go do ur homework
me: yargen flargen blargen!

some assholish yard teacher: go put that away and line up!
me: yargen flargen blargen!
some assholish yard teacher: wat did u say?
me: go to hell bitch!

me walking down the street with some friends muttering yargen blargen flargen when i come near some random person.

by josh is awesometastic November 13, 2006

FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST is a sex therapy assistant. Medically certified by the MOB and founded by the great uncle of Chuck Norris. Often shortened to FLARKE; which is a clever word to say FUCK. (ex: shut the flarke up) The abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word fuck which ties to the word sex. a FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.

No Taylor I can't go Loko with 4Loko tonight, I have an appointment with my FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST

by djkahlie October 22, 2010

Flargenyarg

A rich snobby person who craves social media. They usually watch all social media, but is usually always on twitter. They are usually emo teens.

WOW, WHAT A FLARGENYARG!
HES ALWAYS ON TWITTER!

by sir nicky March 31, 2023

blargen flargen

The act of blargenning and fargenning

I'm gonna go blargen flargen

by MRukkus May 21, 2010