Flathead

A disparaging label for someone that believes the Earth is flat.

The flathead will argue with you about whether Antarctica is a continent, he thinks the world looks like the map in the United Nations logo, where the Antarctic forms a ring around the flat Earth.

by Cheeky Monkees September 10, 2016

flomhead

Someone who acts foolishly or is just a total idiot.

Look at that flomhead!

by SM17oz July 6, 2007

Flathead

A term used to describe a person who lives "on the edge" and is very wild. The term came from Michael Flatley, who invented the Riverdance Irish Dance ensemble. "Flathead" was used to describe his fans who were very wild and crazy and the term grew from there...

Bill: This flathead I went out with last night was just too wild for my taste...

by Solar and Lunar May 28, 2007

Flagheadfan

A closeted gay artist on instagram,commonly drawing countryhumans

Person A:Have you seen the new post from flagheadfan?

Person B:Yeah he's a incredible artist!

by Aoitsuky September 3, 2021

Flatheads

The term Walmart employees use to describe the difference between a wing and a drummie when ordering chicken wings.

Customer: " Can I get an order of chicken wings?"
Walmart Employee: "Do you mean the flatheads or the drummies?"

by daskjghrg September 19, 2016

Flathead Screw

Possibly one of the worst screw design EVER. Once you use a flathead screwdriver to screw the flathead in something, the screwdriver will most likely slip of the screw. Also known to be very hard to use because it slips everytime

*Hey bro, how's the electrical box enclosure? 😊

*No man, my screw driver keeps slipping off everytime I screw this flathead screw in place... 😠

*Should've used a Philips screw 😂

*I guess you're screwed 😂

by AppleUsersMustSwitchToAndroid December 30, 2019

Flathead

A white male who wears a flat-rimmed hat and is exceedingly stupid. Typically travel in posses and hang out with bumblebitches. You know a flathead is not going anywhere in life.

Why can't the library leave the Calculus books outside when they lock it up?

Because someone would steal them.

What would a flathead do with Calc book?

by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013