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Fatberry

When someone's fingers are too fat to press the small buttons on their blackberry.
Aye man but hes too much of a Fatberry.
by Jonntheguywith2NN's August 21, 2010
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Fagberry

Fagberry (pronounced / faaagberrie/ ) is a ritualistic device commonly used in mating rituals among the primate species of homo hoity-toity. The male (fag) usually shows it to the feemale (bitch) to distract from its puny penis. Reports have been made that the fagberry may also be used for flawless internet connection. This however was never conclusively proven.
Fag: "Hey! Check out my new fagberry. It´s got a trackball which is totally convenient and durable. Can´t wait to download some gay pornography with this..."

Normal person: "Fuck you, you imbecil! Never heard of an iPhone before, prick?!"
by Professor_D.Sanchez March 31, 2011
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FratBerry

A mobile smart-phone made by various companies, but particularly pertaining to Sprint's 'BlackBerry' which is very popular on college campuses, especially with fraternities and sororities.
"Yeah I just picked up a FratBerry, now I can send pics of you when you're blacked out."
by Sig-I-Am December 29, 2009
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Fratberry

From a profile on the popular ZUG comedy website dating back to 2003:

I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.

He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.

I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.

Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.

Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".

I think.
1: And THAT, gentlemen, is why Fratberry is funnier than you.

2: The one, true, original Fratberry

Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.
by Fratberry March 3, 2011
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Fagberry

Shut up you fuckin' fagberry!
by katt kills. February 19, 2009
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flabbertygasted

a state of udder whore and disbelief
That bitch lesley69 bohemian tried to run me over with her tractor; it made me so flabbertygasted!
by Lil Ol' Linds February 16, 2004
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faberry

A ship that will make sense if you take many hallucinogenic drugs.
Also known for having the most annoying fandom ever.
Person 1: Wow Faberry is 5eva!!!!
Person 2: No.
Person 1: But what about when Quinn drew Rachel to look like a troll and when she called her man-hands and RuPaul!! True love!!!
Person 2: You need to go to sleep.
by mymoose November 27, 2012
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