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flagstaff

An idealistic mountain town with incredible views of the San Francisco Peaks and unrealistic optimism stemming from the 15,000+ college students at the state university. Many trustafarian, second-home buyers, mountain bikers and winter lovers. Great place for an outdoor vacation or a pint from one of three brew pubs.
Mary: But I hate Phoenix, it's so hot and full of traffic.
John: Let's try Flagstaff! We can wear jeans during the day, sweaters at night and ride our bicycles to and fro!
by Molly C September 13, 2008
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flagstaff rat box

That’s code for a motel 6.
Yeah I'm hanging with the haves but I'm half have not on an air mattress in a flagstaff rat box.
by Lacuna Skye April 27, 2017
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flaganagle

to slap someone in the face with your foot
shut up before i flaganagle you!
by tutantmeenageneedleteedles December 29, 2017
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flagstabbered

Yep, I am still flagstabbered that they put in A13 Bionic in it at that price. It's vastly superior to most Android flagships in performance let alone mid range Androids.
by MeowDib April 16, 2020
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Flagstacker

a term definitive to someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with less than desirable women. The unattractive women are the flags, and stacker means he's stacking them up.
"That nigga Jim a flagstacker fo' real"
"Man, did you see Jonny last night? He stacked 6 flags dawg"
"Flagstacking ass niggas up in this bitch tonight"
by BigJimandShady July 29, 2012
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Flagstaff Syndrome

Illness contracted by Flagstaff women that causes extreme disproportion between the upper and lower body. Usually subjects are depicted with a normal-ish upper body and the unfortunate swelling and inflation of buttocks and thighs. It is believed too be a natural phenomenon caused by the high elevation and cold weather of Flagstaff, causing over preparation of the body in storing lower body fat for the cold of the winter season. DNA specimens suggest these subjects are close relatives with the hippopotamus.
I thought that girl was pretty hot but when she stood up I realized she had been afflicted by Flagstaff Syndrome.
by Trent Kurth February 6, 2009
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flagastritate

You Flagastritated my toast quite nicely.
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