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Boracay Facial

When you bust a nut all over a girl's face, which is then followed immediately by kicking the fine, soft, powdery white Boracay sand on her...giving the feel of a St. Ives apricot facial scrub.
Gerry: Damn Paul, did you end up giving her a Boracay facial?
Paul: Hell yeah I did! I shot my load all over her face and then kicked sand in that ratchet girl's eyes!
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Flapiano

An Italian woman's vagina that possesses large flaps (labias).
I was in Italy last summer and I experienced plenty of flapiano.
by Big Freaken Daddy August 22, 2012
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Flavia

Flavia is the most amazing friend u can ever meet. She’s so talented and she can dance like no one else flavia will listen to your rants about anything at all. If you meet a flavia never let her slip buy cause she is the best friend u will ever have
Flavia is the best dancer/friend in the world
by Jdbejdvksbdn October 16, 2019
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Flavia

Latin female name meaning “blonde”. It was also the name of a gens (=family) of roman emperors, who ruled Rome (and it’s empire) from 69 to 96 after Christ.
Girls named after this family usually have the mind of queens; they’re really self-conscious and strong at a first sight, but inside their suit of armour they hide a warm and passionate heart.
Boys have to be careful while approaching a Flavia: if, fascinated by her charms, they begin too slave-like their approach, they won’t get than disregard or, worse, contempt; while if to bold, they’ll be broken in small, small pieces.
The best thing may be what one’s, and hope that would be enough to get a Flavia.
<<The first dynasty Flavia was one of the dynasties of the Roman Empire.>>

GUY 1:<<I don't think you'll ever get a Flavia, dear. You simply can't afford it.>>
GUY 2: (sighs)
by Dorian Pink April 26, 2009
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septic facial

The sexual act of unleashing your explosive diarrhea upon someone's face.
Fionna recieved a warm septic facial from Shrek.
by Squealer February 3, 2014
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Ironic Facial Hair

Ironic Facial Hair is novelty facial hair grown with the intention of being "ironic"... Although the results are usually about as ironic as that song by Alanis Morisette. It is generally considered a hipster term.
Ironic Facial Hair can either be subjective toward the bearer (for instance a Jew with a toothbrush moustache) or more commonly achieved by growing a non-conformist style of facial hair that is rarely seen in modern society (for instance, the salvador dali moustache or mutton chops) the latter making this applicable to the hipster community.
"I had a Rap Industry Standard goatee BEFORE they were cool"

"I'm so non-conformist I'm going to grow some Ironic Facial Hair. I can't decide between 'The Super Mario' or 'The Jack Sparrow'"
"Dude, they're both way too mainstream - get a 'Franz Josef'"

Mel Gibson's sinister-looking imperial "evil villain" beard at the 59th Annual ACE Eddie Awards in 2009 was incredibly ironic.
by WithNewSmootherFavour July 19, 2011
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Lunar mist facial mask

While lying down, you hold a screen over your face and someone stands over the screen and has explosive diarrhea.
The result is that while watching the moon you receive an evenly distributed mist of fecal material that results in an impressive facial mask.
It's been two weeks since my last lunar mist facial mask, I'm due!
by clam baker III November 23, 2009
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