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Flatulator

A flat version of an escalator, such as those moving walkways you see in airports.
Philip was going to be late for his connecting flight, so he hopped on the flatulator to give himself a speed boost.
by BrianFromPSU October 8, 2008
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self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.
Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.
by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009
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Flatulate

Another uncommon and mostly unknown word for "fart."
Guys, I have to flatulate.
by the emo clan. October 20, 2008
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flatulatas

any meat / tortilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003
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Flatulatory

1) Adjective; something that is of a Flatulent Nature. Odor emitting.
2) Nimrodical use/tense of the word "Flatulence".
Christy embrangled her co-workers with her Flatutory prowess.
by Lucky Skunk January 6, 2005
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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late]

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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Flatulatte

I was ordering a grande mocha when quite by accident a flatulatte slipped out!
by Noladrian November 20, 2006
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