flabbergasting

butt cheeks flapping when gas is passed

joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

by unknown July 26, 2004

flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

flabbergasties

Tumblr term for boobs, used largely in regards to bechloe

Why does Chloe like Beca so much?
Mostly because of her flabbergasties.

by tanithlow March 2, 2016

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

Flabbergastum

(n.) a surprised reaction, possibly deliberately provoked, to an unexpected or unanticipated turn of events.

The flabbergastum he displayed at my knowledge of Japanese weaponry made all the time I spent playing dumb well worth the effort.

by Akro_Orka December 22, 2008

flabbergastimentationism

The government of shock therapy.

I'm the head of the flabbergastimentationism department in the hospital nearest to you.

by PriPS0797 January 12, 2011

Flabbergasturbation

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011