Flabbergasm

When you’re so surprised, you have an orgasm. Usually used as a joke but you’ll never find out if it really is.

Woah! I just flabbergasmed so hard!!

by mattypatty7 June 13, 2024

Flabbergasm

The expression that is achieved when a man lies to a female about his penis size being small but in fact it is not, flabbergasm happens at the beginning of sex when the man inserts without showing his actual size achieving a flabbergasted expression on the females face.

My tinder date thought I was 3 inches little did she know I was 8 inches. You shouldve seen her face when I first put it in, she had a flabbergasm.

by DoomAnus June 5, 2025

Flabbergasted

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!

I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

by Queen/Cupcakes/Sister February 21, 2017

flabbergaggled

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.

Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.

by eodude February 11, 2014

Flabbergassy

When pussy lips clap together creating Suction aka queffing

After intercourse sally stood up and she got flabbergassy, I must have been very good in bed

by Siena and Jordan May 12, 2022

Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

Flabbergasted

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.

When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

by pull up in a ford focus April 5, 2022