Flabber

(Noun) an incredibly obvious lie or overexaggeration

(Verb) to lie or overexaggerate very obviously

We all knew John was spewing flabber when he told us he had dinner with the Pope and Beyoncé.

by Gibbons October 18, 2016

Flabber

A small muscle that controls the anal sphincter and also has a reciprocal relationship with the oral muscles. A sure sign of a loose flabber is shite spouting from either end.

"Shut your flabber, you ignorant twit."

by TheOriginalPegster June 14, 2017

Flabber

The thing that most SJW's posses along with bright pink hair with grain mixed in

The SJW had some real flabber.

by fl1nch March 18, 2018

flabber

A shorter usage of flabbergasted, an abbreviation.

"Yo, I am such a soft queer" "Wow. I am flabber asf to hear that!" "No, fr I am a soft queer. On$."

by audreyjohnismeanduane January 20, 2021

Flabber

Another word for blubber

Fat people have a lot of flabber on them

by anonymous November 29, 2021

Flabber Dabber

When a man becomes so fat that he can dab with his belly.

He is a flabber dabber.

by Beeg nene May 20, 2020

Flabber Donkey

a mythical creature that has a constant case of explosive diahrea because it eats to many polish sausage

No flabber donkeys in existance

by Unbreakable1132 October 18, 2009