high fiving a tree

to commit suicide or "hang self"

josh: My brother was high fiving a tree last week

Jeff: I'm so sorry to hear about that

by neiltheweedsmoker April 27, 2022

low fiving

doodling yourself. jerking it. solo dolo. fiddler on the roofie. party of one. masturbating, son.

Nichole couldn't come to the door because she was too busy low fiving.

typical.

by jb is awesome November 15, 2011

Five-Five-Fiving

Verb -- Freaking out or tripping on drugs, usually psychadelic mushrooms or hallucenogens.. Inspired by the song "Five-Five-Five," by Frank Zappa. The instrumentals tend to inspire people to take drugs. Once in a state of inebriation, the maddening guitar riffs of "Five-Five-Five" make Phish look like O'Dweeds compared to the wicked buzz you cop from Frank's Fiver. Which is ironic, because Frank Zappa was very much against drugs.

Also simply referred to as Fiving, rolling with Frank's bunch, or 2F.

"Yeah, man, I was totally Five-Five-Fiving it last night with Frank's bunch. Had like, fifty mushrooms and some beer, man. It was like getting a year's worth of pussy in four minutes. Uh... what was I talkin' about, man?"

"No way! You were 2F without me, man!? Dude, I so hate you now! Just kididng, brah."

by DeusExMagna November 21, 2005

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

low-fiving

Instead of hi-fiving, low-fiving. Bring your hands down to your side and push one out at another person's hand = low-fiving. Or, hold hand out, palm up and allow someone to slap your hand = low-fiving.

My friend and I were low-fiving under our desks so the teacher couldn't see us.

by dancerfeet November 6, 2012

car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.

do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving

by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012

Sixty-Fiving

The act of driving at 65 mph on a road with a 70 mph or higher speed limit and thinking that you are speeding. Very common in the state of Texas.

Girl: Why are we only at 65, the speed limit is 70?
Guy: Some prick must be sixty-fiving somewhere ahead of us.

by sgm6990 June 15, 2013