Fitcher

(Fit-cher) - New Zealand slang
A knob of butter and a pinch of salt.

Could you cook the eggs in a fitcher?

by The Norwegian Spatula January 1, 2022

Fitchet

aka "fitch", "fitchew", "polecat" (neither a cat nor a skunk). The fitchet is the wild animal (closely related to minks and weasels) from which the domesticated ferret was bred.

My ferrets were too nice, so I tied my estrus jill (female ferret) outside so that a local fitchet would impregnate her so she would produce some real good rabbit hunting offspring.

by Jill Hob July 15, 2009

finches

slang for "fine bitches"

Damn! did you see those finches at the chiropractors office??

by finch#1 March 30, 2011

fitchen

An EXTREMELY stupid person, or the top of the line stupid.

almost retarded! notice the word "extreme"

God damn, that guy is so mother f***ing fitchen.

by daniel greene December 26, 2006

Fitchew Asian

A Fitchew Asian is a bad Asian driver always getting into a bad situation from high anxiety. Constantly backs in and out of parking spaces; causes traffic jams on freeways and usually drives a minivan.

They are always getting into a "bad situation" but it sounds like "fitchew-asian" hence the word.

A fitchew Asian could be someone always causing problems at work too, by being overly knowledgeable about many things

"Oh I got myself into a fitchew Asian on the freeway today when I bumped into that car"

by SanDiabloBasket February 5, 2017

Fitcheck

To check out someone's outfit before going somewhere.

Hey bbg, you're fitchecked and ready to PTTR (Paint The Town Red).

by Jolly A T June 23, 2024

Finches

A unit of measurement defined by half or less of a measurement of inches, for example, 12 inches would be 6 or less finches.

That wheel has a diameter of 2 finches.

by CommanderTartarSauce November 6, 2025