fisturbating

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

by Under Training May 11, 2008

Fistussy

The act of punching a woman in her pussy so hard that your fist and her pussy become fused together as one.

Dude, my girl and I had to go to the hospital to get our fistussy separted yesterday after I punched her right in the pussy for talking too much.

by firepual wulff October 20, 2009

Fistcup

A term used to define when someone attempts to give a fist bump and the other party was trying to go for a hand clasp, resulting in a slightly awkward but majorly homo gesture in which one person is softly "cupping" the others fist.

Girl 1: Did Daniel just fist that homeless guy?
Guy 1: No, that's effing gross. He fistcupped him.

by weyway September 6, 2010

fistpound

An action that in recent years has taken the place of a high five. A fistpound occurs when two individuals reach out and touch fists. This usually occurs after someone has accomplished something hard or has made a funny joke.

Leslie:What time is it?
Sam:Time for you to SHUTUP!
Clint:Fistpound!

by C-lint July 30, 2005

fistpump

When you throw your fist in the air in an excited/victorious manner, often accompanied by a lunge of the body.

Liz walked out of saturday detention and gave a little jump as she fistpumped the air, 80s style.

by FISTPUMP4POWER April 1, 2008

fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

by Jake April 21, 2004

fistubble

the sexual act of dipping your sexual partners head underwater and proceed to fist her so bubbles come up around her face

I'm gonna take my bitch for a bit of fistubble

by tinkertailorsoldiersailorrichm August 29, 2015