Anal Fissure

When an ass crack gets open sooooooo far that the tissue of youre anus rips, enabling lava to eject from ur anus.

Oh shit.... My anus just fissured (anal fissure)

by Fissured January 26, 2007

fissure

A cut inside your anus. A.K.A. "Butt hole cut"

"My anus is bleeding!!! Damn fissure!"

by clarkfisherismygslice November 29, 2007

fissure

Caused by the stuffing of bananas up the anus.

Often experienced by veteran porn actors. e.g. Bree Olsen, Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, Flower Tucci.

Bill: 'Arghhh, too many bananas'. FISSURE!

Alana: 'hehehehhe'

by yokel of Melbourne October 18, 2008

Cringe Fissure

Describing comedy so awful that it makes you cringe and rips your butthole apart (fissure)

Did you see Corinne Fisher's standup show the other night?

Man, so CRINGE FISSURE.

by Corrine Fisher July 19, 2021

fissues

fake issues.

(say fish-oos)

everyone has fissues.

by dominika March 23, 2008

Fissues

Any issue related to fish.

"He breaks out in hives when he eats fish... He has real fissues."

"There was a parasite in the fish tank causing the goldfish to die. That aquarium has major fissues"

by Rychenrolller January 26, 2013

Fissure kid

When a woman’s vagina is so stinky he does her in the ass but because she has a fissure(tear) that runs from the anus to the vagina his sperm gets her pregnant.

My neighbours child is a fissure kid.

by Ditchyourgitch August 15, 2019