fish dick

(1) Fish stick, especially fish sticks that aren't very good.

(2) A guys dick after fucking some nasty, stinky tuna cunt.

Sally's twat felt pretty good, but it was too stinky to eat, and gave me a case of fish dick.

by Dr. Stunnuts, Urologist May 16, 2006

fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.

" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"

by erin November 23, 2004

fish dick

A person that comes from Portsmouth. 'Skates' as they are more widely called, can't get real women and therefore resort to having sex with fish, jence the name Skates. Afterwards, they have a fish dick.

Check out the skate over there, I bet he has a minging fish dick.

by sausage fingers November 10, 2008

fish dick

a dick that looks like a fish

stacy: he has a fish dick but i still fucked him because im a huge slag

by fish_penis December 24, 2016

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Dick Fish

N., 1: Those little fish that are native to the Amazon River that are rumored to swim up mens pee holes.

2: A person who displays characteristics of being a smart ass.

1: Don't go swimming in the river, or those little dick fishes will swim up your dick hole.

2: Guy 1: Wheres the party tonight, dude?
Guy 2: In my pants!
Guy 1: Wow, you are such a Dick Fish.

by DJ Willy P-Izzle January 15, 2006